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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2548 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!