Blood Pressure Buddy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Villages Defended:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	807	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5801
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2058
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	586547	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5648

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	5133	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Animal Behavior, appetite control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, discovery, food consumption, human metabolism, hunger regulation, light-sensitive protein, metabolism regulation, Mice, Mouse, Munchies, neurobiology, neuroscience, Opsin, opsin 3, Quest, research, scientific study, suppress, weight management

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

EcoCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, d double d letter d lowercase d uppercase D d tag d keyword d search d term d phrase d long tail d double d comma d separated d list d 20 d tags d d d d tag d d keyword, d.., EcoCraft, Realms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical wonderland on crack? Picture this: flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a dance party with Endermen.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated insanity where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. And also, we have free virtual cookies.