BlondeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	934	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	741252	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4361	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	1878
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	5181	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	518366	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	1648	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	2728	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Crops Grown:	9763

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Void Gems Collected:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Star Shards Collected:	69	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5