Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!
