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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4561 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!