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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2639 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4301 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!