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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2602 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
