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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8645 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6149 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!