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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7572 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4221 |
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!