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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8785 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 145 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Ores Mined: | 2613 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!
we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!
