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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4618 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 1467 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 781 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Mines Excavated: | 2561 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.
plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.
so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!