BlockyProtestSq | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6648	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9094

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Animals Bred:	182
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1873
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ores Mined:	9930
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Players:	102/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1