Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mines Excavated:	2820

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4983

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	2781
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyPainGone

Updated October 5, 2024

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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Balance Blunder Data Mine

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Waffcarui Minecraft server

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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Creepers in My Blocks!

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BlockBusterAliGone

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Car Vault – The Auto Library

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”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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