BlockyMiddleFinger | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	109
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Astral Projections Made:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	6226	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8202
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5248	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	6163
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	153	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	8305	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Emeralds Found:	2175	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1346	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4