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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5750 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!