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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2004 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3760 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).