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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6640 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
