so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
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Quiz
Address, bedrock, building, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Farming, gamemode, Generators, java, Minecraft, Mining, Network, PORT, quiz, Server
# Quiz
**Java Join Address:** quizm.cc
**Bedrock Join Address:** quizm.cc
**Bedrock Port:** 19132
We can’t wait to see you there!
quizm.cc
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Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server
Connection, cope, copesturbation, Intimacy, masturbation tips, Minecraft, mutual masturbation, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure benefits, self pleasure community, self pleasure education, self pleasure practices, self pleasure resources, self pleasure techniques, self-care, self-pleasure empowerment, Server, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual wellness, solo play, Sturbation
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – the diamond blocks were actually enchanted with the power to make your character do the floss dance every time you mined them! How hilarious is that?But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon that gives you super speed for 10 minutes. Imagine zooming around the map like a bacon-powered superhero! And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs and creeper cows that explode into confetti when you defeat them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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> Kicks Out At 3 Minecraft SMP
acrobatics, agility, athletic maneuvers, athleticism, audience engagement, cartwheels, crowd interaction, Entertainment, frontflips, gorilla position, high five, kicks, kicks out, kip-ups, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, ring entrance, ring exit, ring skills, showmanship, smp, wrestling moves
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where players are required to do a kip-up every time they respawn, frontflip off the edge of the world, and cartwheel back to spawn. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players have to high five the entrance ramp before entering any building. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun server out there! So come join us and show off your acrobatic skills in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!
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Dragon and Sword Minecraft server
ADMIN, COMPOUND, Donations, Dragon.., Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, Project, PvP, Recruitment, Russian, Server, Survival, sword, Without Anticheat
Dragon&Sword
A promising project just starting to grow.Join our team. Recruitment for admin is underway. compound.
217.106.107.160:26922
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Popo’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Anime, art style, BLOCK, catchy ED, Christmas imagery, fanservice, Festive, Hag, holiday, Loli, Meido, Minecraft, Nipples, Party, PopOS, Popotan, seasonal affective disorder, seasonal depression, Server, soulful animation, Studio Shaft, summer setting, Tomboy, winter blues
Are you tired of boring old Christmas movies? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got hags, lolis, tomboys, and maids – something for everyone! And who needs snow when you can enjoy a summer setting all year round? Plus, our soulful animation by Studio Shaft will blow your mind. But the real reason to join? Our catchy ED will have you dancing in your seat! Don’t miss out on the most epic Christmas experience of your life – join us now!
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Broncos Championship Inbound Minecraft SMP
back, broncos, celebration, Champions, Championship, COMEBACK, cucks, Denver Broncos, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, INBOUND, Minecraft, NFL, smp, sports, super bowl, TEAM, triumph, Victory, WIN
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.
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PixelmonZ
3d, Adventure, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, developers, dynamic events, Minecraft, new content, open world, Pixelmon, Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Server, Staff, unique gameplay, Veteran trainer
Welcome to PixelmonZ, the ultimate Pixelmon experience! With tons of custom features and unique gameplay, PixelmonZ is the perfect place to catch and train your favorite Pokemon in a 3D open-world environment. Our server has a dedicated team of staff and developers who constantly update the server with new content, including custom ranks, unique quests, and dynamic events. Whether you’re a veteran Pokemon trainer or a Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ has something for everyone. Join us today and start your Pixelmon adventure!
play.pixelmonz.xyz:25571
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Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server
alternative relationships, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Craft, cuckold, cuckold relationship, Desires, Exploration, family, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mother, open-minded, role playing, Server, sexual dynamics, taboo, Trust, Unconventional
Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable? Join our server and get ready to explore a world where the craziest things can happen!Picture this: you and your mom teaming up to take on creepers and zombies together. Who knew that a Minecraft server could bring families closer than ever before? Join us and see just how far you’re willing to go for the ultimate gaming experience!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you keep up with these speedy creatures as they race through obstacle courses and challenge you to keep up?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cuckoo situation with your mom that you never expected!
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Remember the Date Minecraft SMP
2025, Biz, Bobo meme, date, end of an era, Farewell, forum, goodbye Bobo, internet culture, internet history, January 20, Meme culture, meme retirement, meme retirement announcement, meme retirement date., Minecraft, Official, Online Community, remember, retiring, smp, viral meme
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!
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Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server
Adventures, Atlantic Ocean, Crafty, Minecraft, Ocean, ocean choice, ocean comparison, ocean debate, ocean decision, ocean decision making, ocean dilemma, Ocean Discovery, Ocean exploration, ocean geography, ocean inquiry, ocean options, ocean preference, ocean query, ocean question, ocean selection, ocean trivia, pacific ocean, Pacific vs Atlantic, ServerAre you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.
So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!
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Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP
action films, big budget films, Billion Dollar Club, blockbuster, blockquotepCapeshit, box office success, capeshit, comic book adaptations, film, film stars., High Grossing Films, Hollywood, mainstream cinema, makes a billion, male actors, Men, Minecraft, popular genres, SMPpblockquote, Stars, straight white men, Straight.., successful movies, superhero movies, surprise hit, traditional casting, White, white actors
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!
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Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server
Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Galaxy, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, twitter, Winter Night Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).
But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.
On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉
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Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread
Adventure, Anime, Cardcaptor, Cardcaptor Sakura, Clow Cards, FANTASY, japanese animation, Keroberos, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Manga, Minecraft, romance, sakura, Sakura Kinomoto, smp, Syaoran Li, Thread, Tomoyo DaidoujiWelcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!
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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Discord, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, update, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
mr5.TexRich.ru
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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server
classic gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming history, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Retro, retro gaming, retro gaming console, retro technology, Server, video games, vintage gaming, Xbox, xbox 360, Xbox 360 console, xbox 360 era, Xbox 360 memories, Xbox 360 nostalgia, xbox console, xbox nostalgia, Xbox retroOh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!