so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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