so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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