BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	6837	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9785
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crops Grown:	7568
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	641833	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4888

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.