BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Emeralds Found:	3233	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4969	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!