BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Crops Grown:	7432
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3153
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4906
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	294
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5673	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4995
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Animals Bred:	58
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nomercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.