BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Farms Harvested:	870	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	314108	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	3851	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	312975	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	2639
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Items Found:	1406	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Buildings Constructed:	19
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.