BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	437	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Items Found:	2771
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ores Mined:	9139	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	3055	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4059

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.