BlockyKidneyFun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9023	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Seinfeld Minecraft SMP Gen X or Boomer Core

90s nostalgia, boomer, Boomer-core, classic, comedy, core, cultural impact, Entertainment, Gen, gen-x, humor, iconic, iconic characters, jerry seinfeld, larry david, long-running series, Minecraft, new york city, observational humor, pop culture, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, television, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Gen X Boomer-core extravaganza! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, dad jokes, and epic builds that will make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. The music was bumping, the dance moves were lit, and the creepers were dropping sick beats. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the madness too!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost sanity or blown minds while playing on our server.)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	871	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GF’s Sis Sleepover Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional blackmail, family dynamics, family pressure, gfs, girlfriend’s family, living situation, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationship, Server, setting boundaries, Sis, sister-in-law, sleepover

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of privacy and personal space? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your girlfriend’s sister crash at your place twice a week, even if her classes end late and start early. We believe in the sanctity of your living room, where your TV and PC reside peacefully. Join us for a drama-free experience where you can build and mine in peace, without any emotional blackmail from family members. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SisStealsMyLoot

cost basis, custodial accounts, Decision making, emotional conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family communication, family dynamics, family estrangement, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, grandparent gifts, Inheritance, Interest, mutual funds, Resentment, sibling relationships, SisStealsMyLoot, wills

Are you tired of family drama and financial disputes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual empire! Just like the $66k in the mutual fund, you can grow your wealth and resources in the game.

Forget about splitting funds with your sister, on our server, you can keep all the diamonds and emeralds for yourself! No need to worry about strained relationships or biased opinions, just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

And who needs a will when you can leave a legacy in the form of epic structures and redstone contraptions on our server? Join now and let your creativity run wild without any family drama holding you back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8039	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	8024
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2712	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OverratedBandMinecraftSMP

mainstream music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music artists, music controversy, music critics, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music evaluation, music fans, music industry criticism, music opinions, music rankings., music reviews, music taste, music trends, overrated band, overrated musician, OverratedBandMinecraftSMP, popular music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic one out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Creeper Whisperer,” a player who can tame creepers and ride them into battle. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, cherished memories, favorite moments, historical highlights, historical milestones, historical moments, History, iconic moments, impactful events, important occurrences, key events, memorable events, memorable occasions, noteworthy moments, pivotal moments, significant happenings, significant milestones, standout events, turning points, unforgettable moments

Do you want to be a time traveler in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can go back in time and witness epic historical events like the invention of the wheel, the building of the pyramids, and even the first ever game of rock, paper, scissors! Join now and experience history like never before – just watch out for any pesky dinosaurs that might try to photobomb your selfies with Cleopatra!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HebrewCraft: Ground Ops vs Hezbollah

Armed Forces, border security, Conflict, Defense, ground, ground operations, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military intervention, Ops, regional tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz we got israel up in here, straight up conducting ground operations against hezbollah in lebanon. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? come join the chaos and see if u can survive the epic battles between these two factions. it’s like a real-life war, but in block form. plus, we got diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that will blow ur mind. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Record Breaker Minecraft Server

Achievements, Breaker, GREATNESS, hidden skills, hidden talents, Individual, Minecraft, Personal Best, personal milestones, Potential, RECORD, record-breaking, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, Server, unacknowledged achievements, undiscovered abilities, unknown accomplishments, unrecognized talent, untapped potential, world records

so, like, you know how you’re, like, a total legend but you don’t even know it? well, on this epic minecraft server, you can finally unleash your inner record-breaking beast!

imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! you break the record for the most diamonds mined in a single day. and you didn’t even break a sweat!

or how about this: you’re out exploring the vast world, when suddenly you stumble upon the rarest mob in existence. you defeat it with ease and BOOM! you’ve just set the record for the fastest mob kill ever recorded.

and don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll create. your creativity knows no bounds on this server. you’ll be setting records left and right for the most jaw-dropping builds ever seen in the minecraft universe.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and unleash your inner record-breaking legend! who knows what crazy records you’ll set next?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Celibate, celibate girl, Find, find girl, girl, Humanity, long tail tag, Minecraft, picrel, Save, save humanity, Server, task, tasked, year, year 2024

🤣 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fate of humanity rests on finding one celibate girl in the year 2024! 🌎🚀 Join us for a wild adventure as you search high and low for this elusive savior while dodging creepers and building epic structures! 💥💪 Who knew saving the world could be so fun and ridiculous?! 😂 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places! Join now and let the quest begin! 🏰🔍 #SaveHumanityWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Animals Bred:	112
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Towns Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.