BlockyJerkzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	1769
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	130
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8914	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Alien Abductions:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.