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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2891 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Mines Excavated: | 4679 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 2450 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.