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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7811 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.