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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2990 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
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