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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6095 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 95 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.