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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 984 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 150 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.