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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9184 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.