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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1239 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
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