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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2420 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
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