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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5518 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.