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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6590 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.