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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4182 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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