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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4861 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7069 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.