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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5025 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 943 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.