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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5798 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 150 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.