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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8894 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Votes: | 5080 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
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