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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1482 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5084 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.