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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
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