BlockyHorny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is the horniest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy lava baths, sexy creeper encounters, and scandalous sheep shenanigans. Our players can’t get enough of the sizzling hot PvP battles and the seductive pixelated landscapes.

So if you’re ready to get your pulse pounding and your pickaxe throbbing, come join us on the horniest Minecraft server in existence. Just be prepared to leave your innocence at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	797	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	1627
Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8623
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7423	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.