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ToiletTroubleCraft

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom cleanliness standards, bathroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette guidelines, bathroom habits, bathroom maintenance, cleaning habits, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, college living, housemates, hygiene, personal hygiene, poop stains, poop-related cleaning tips, roommate relationships, scrubbing toilets, toilet bowl cleaner, toilet cleaning, toilet hygiene, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Votes:	3211	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

Minecraft Motel Mayhem

awful motel accommodations, bad motel stay, creepy motel atmosphere, dirty motel bathroom, disappointing motel stay, disgusting motel room, horrifying motel room, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Motel, nightmarish motel experience, noisy motel neighbors, regrettable motel booking, rude motel staff, sketchy motel location, subpar motel service, terrible motel service, traumatic motel visit, uncomfortable motel bed, unpleasant motel amenities, unsanitary motel conditions, unsettling motel environment, worst motel experience

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Have you ever stayed in a motel where the bed was made of actual rocks and the only food available was stale crackers? Well, our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for the most epic virtual adventure of your life where you can build your dream castle, tame a dragon as a pet, and even ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this server once you experience the luxury of pixelated paradise. So say goodbye to boring motels and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CraftyTroopsUK

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., CraftyTroopsUK, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, peace agreement, peace deal, peacekeeping efforts, peacekeeping mission, political negotiations, Starmer, U.K. troops, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	7862
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got U.K. troops fighting creepers in Ukraine for peace lmao. like, who even needs diamonds when you got soldiers in uniform protecting your pixelated land? join now for the most insane battles and diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see in a blocky world. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Vaudeville

Adventurer, characterbuilding, criminal, Currency, decoritems, Discord, Events, firefighter, gambling, Immersive, Jobs, Mayor, Meals, paramedic, policeofficer, restaurants, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Seasons, Vaudeville, Vehicles, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Server Name	City of Vaudeville
MC Version	1.20.1
Overview	City of Vaudeville is a roleplay Minecraft server that welcomes players of all backgrounds to come and create characters, build a new life, and participate in immersive roleplay experiences.

FAQ

1. Who can join the server?

Players of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and ages above 16 are welcome on the server.

2. Are there rules in place to ensure a safe environment?

Yes, anyone making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed from the server.

3. What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as currency systems, vehicles, various meals and drinks, decor items, and more.

4. Can I create my own character?

Yes, players can create and develop their own characters, with the option to make a new character every season.

5. Are there seasonal updates on the server?

Yes, there are new seasons every 3 months with economy resets, new buildings, activities, and events added regularly.

6. What kind of jobs can I have on the server?

Players can run for Mayor, be a criminal, work as a firefighter, police officer, paramedic, compete in In World Gambling, run a restaurant, be an adventurer, and more.

7. How can I join the server?

Interested players must join the server’s Discord to create a character before joining the server. Players must also stay in character while on the server.

For more information and to join the Discord, visit https://discord.gg/5rwpF4aMfb

Gura’s Zen Garden 1.21.4

1.21.4, ambassador duties, ambassadoring, garden, gura, Guras, Japan, Japanese ambassador, Japanese culture, Japanese tourism, Japanese tourism ambassador, tourism, tourism ambassador, tourism ambassador duties, tourism ambassador program, tourism ambassador responsibilities, tourism ambassador role, tourism campaign, tourism industry, tourism promotion, travel, virtual ambassador, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, because I’ve never seen her do any ambassadoring. And let me tell you, that’s a good thing because who needs boring old ambassadors when you can have epic adventures in this server? Trust me, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun just waiting for you to join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s get this party started!

KidCraftWeddingFun

canceling, ceremony, change of plans, children, cousin, decision, Drama, Event, ex wife, family, family dynamics, Invitation, KidCraftWeddingFun, Kids, long distance, Mother, relationships, snubbing, travel, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy wedding story.

Imagine traveling across the country with your two kids, only to find out they’re not invited to the wedding. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-wife is on the guest list, adding a whole new level of drama to the mix.

But fear not, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even invite your ex-wife to join in on the fun (if you dare).

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family feuds and wedding drama, all while mining for diamonds and battling zombies? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

ExtraterrestrialGrief

alien invasion, alien life, chilling revelation, cosmic dread, Cosmic Fear, eerie discovery, eerie exploration, extraterrestrial beings, ExtraterrestrialGrief, fear-inducing discovery, hostile environment, Interstellar Terror, nightmare scenario, Otherworldly Horror, outer space horror, spine-chilling discovery, terrifying encounter, terrifying revelation, unearthly presence, unknown creatures, unsettling encounter

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Picture this: you’re exploring a new planet in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building your dream castle when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant, talking potato monster! This server is full of crazy surprises like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Join us if you dare and see what other wacky adventures await you in our out-of-this-world Minecraft server!

NukeFree MC Server

arms control, China, defense spending cuts, denuclearization talks, Diplomacy, disarmament, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military budget, negotiations, nuclear weapons, NukeFree, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic stability, summit, Treaty, trump, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	6673
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Towns Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

So like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like, trying to talk to Russia and China about getting rid of nukes. But like, forget about that boring stuff and come play Minecraft with us instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot. True story bro. So yeah, join our server and let’s build some crazy stuff together! #MinecraftForLife #PigsThatFly #CarrotDragonFighters

RareEarthRumble

bid, Conflict, Economy, foreign investment, Geopolitics, global market, government decision, international relations, mineral extraction, Mining, Natural resources, negotiations, ownership, rare earth minerals, RareEarthRumble, rejection, Report, strategic resources, Trade, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is the boss and rejects bids left and right like a pro! we got rare earth minerals for days, but sorry US, u can’t have 50% cuz ukraine said no way jose! come mine with us and be part of the epic rejection squad, where we say no to all the haters and keep all the rare minerals for ourselves. join now and be part of the most exclusive club in minecraft history!

Rosalia

Approval, approval process, Character, Community, dedicated team, gameplay, high fantasy, Improvement, Lore, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugin, reviewers, Roleplay, rosalia, Server, smp, Staff, update, Vanilla, Verification, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Staff Team	Rosalia’s staff members have over 20 years of collective experience running and moderating communities, with 7+ years specifically in Minecraft server management.
Simple Approval Process	Submit your character for approval and start playing within a day with the dedicated team of reviewers.
Ever Updating & Expanding	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased	No unfair advantages given to anyone, with rules and guidelines in place for objective staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncovering its forgotten secrets and rebuilding the once glorious empire.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to submit your character for approval. Once approved, you can start playing on the server.

2. Is there an age requirement to join Rosalia?

Yes, the server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Can I donate or subscribe to gain advantages?

No, Rosalia does not accept donations or subscriptions for unfair advantages. The server ensures a level playing field for all players.

4. How often are staff-run lore events held?

Staff-run lore events are held frequently to keep the world’s story moving forward and engaging for players.

5. What is the main goal in the lands of Rosalia?

The main goal is to discover the forgotten secrets of the once glorious empire and rebuild Rosalia to its former splendor.

MysticCraftRealm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Access, browse, check out, Click, DISCOVER, Explore, go, Link, MysticCraftRealm, navigate, ONLINE, organization, OUR CHAN ORG, see, Site, view, Visit, visit now, VISIT THIS SITE NOW, web, Website

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical wonderland of pixels and creepers.

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of building your own virtual empire and battling mobs like a boss.

We got crazy cool mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious trolls and epic gamers who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us now!

CatClash Minecraft Server

cat behavior, cat preferences, CatClash, family cat, family dynamics, Minecraft, pet affection, pet attachment, pet bonding, pet care, pet companionship., pet favoritism, pet habits, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet relationships, pet routines, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of claiming ownership over virtual pets! Just like in this wild story of sibling rivalry over a family cat, we encourage you to stake your claim over all the virtual animals you can find in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with your siblings (or other players) for control over the cutest pixelated creatures. Will you be the one to win the affection of the virtual cat, or will your rival steal it away from you in the dead of night? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and show us your pet-claiming skills – just make sure to feed and water your virtual animals, or else they might start following someone else around the server!

PrincessPupCraft

family decisions, family dynamics, family pet, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, male dog, naming pets, pet accessories, pet adoption, pet adoption stories, pet bonding, pet care, pet names, pet ownership, pet store, pet supplies, pink collar, princess, PrincessPupCraft, rescued animals, rescued dog

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming a male dog Princess and dressing him in pink? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience.

Our server is so crazy, even Princess the dog would feel right at home. We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as colorful as that pink collar Princess rocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace the unexpected and have a blast like never before, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough, just like we found Princess at the shelter. Let’s make some memories that are as unforgettable as a dog named Princess!

LoveCraftedExits

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your partner behind for good reasons like they built a house made entirely out of dirt or they kept stealing your diamonds when you weren’t looking.

On our server, you can build a new life for yourself without any pesky partners holding you back. Plus, we have a special “Breakup Bonanza” event where you can throw all your ex’s belongings into a pit of lava for some cathartic release.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your old partner and hello to a new life of solo diamond mining and epic builds!

ZelenskyCraft – Peace Talks Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Peace, peace talks, political news, russia, Saudi meeting, summit, talks, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky will be building peace talks in ukraine while battling it out in a pvp arena with russia and saudi arabia! witness the most epic showdowns as they fight for dominance in the land of blocks and pixels. join now for a chance to be the ultimate peacemaker and show off your building skills to the world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	10