BlockyGenitalIssues | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Booty Crafters 1.20

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna see some thicc pixel booty while building epic structures, then you gotta join this server!

We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!

Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6868
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Star Shards Collected:	229	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	6728	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	521	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	560	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Potions Brewed:	116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mines Excavated:	3273
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3