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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7306 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).
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