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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3296 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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