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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8804 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2892 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).
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